Hi! My name's Simon Grooms off Blue Peter. So Peter Purves thinks I was the "shit one" off  Blue Peter, does he?

The fat, useless turd.

Who was it who brought Goldie the labrador on to the show? Who made that joke about 'big knockers'? Who did all that work on m'dads farm?

Simon fuckin' Grooms, that's who, mate

And I'll tell you, I look in better nick than 'Pervert'. Alright, I'm a bit baldy and I was never a looker, but I'll bet you I've 'done it' with more ladies than that big sack of shit!

All the best


Simon Grooms (off Blue Peter)