1. The Mistress
Felicity Kendall and Carla Lane.
2. George and Mildred
Especially the twat with the moustache. (Norman Eshley? Brian Murphy? Yootha?).
3. The Smoking Room
Fucking rubbish. Fucking BBC 3 rubbish.
4. Girls on Top
A female Young Ones! Only not funny at all! Ullman/Wax and the other two unfunny fatties.
5. My Family
Zoe Wanamaker's slit welly mouth just makes things worse.
Will she/won't she? (Stop writing this shite?)
Craig: will she get gonor-Ria?
7. It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Just fuck off.
8. The Liver Birds
Ooooh! Sandra! Me fanny's fell off!
9. Only Fools and Horses
Aldi-style Steptoe and Son. Cass-ahndra!
10. Are You Being Served
I'm twenty minutes late because I had to shave my pussy!