Shitcoms

1. The Mistress

Felicity Kendall and Carla Lane.

2. George and Mildred

Especially the twat with the moustache. (Norman Eshley? Brian Murphy? Yootha?).

3. The Smoking Room

Fucking rubbish. Fucking BBC 3 rubbish.

4. Girls on Top

A female Young Ones! Only not funny at all! Ullman/Wax and the other two unfunny fatties.

5. My Family

Zoe Wanamaker's slit welly mouth just makes things worse.

6. Butterflies

Will she/won't she? (Stop writing this shite?)

Craig: will she get gonor-Ria?

7. It Ain't Half Hot Mum

Just fuck off.

8. The Liver Birds

Ooooh! Sandra! Me fanny's fell off!

9. Only Fools and Horses

Aldi-style Steptoe and Son. Cass-ahndra!

10. Are You Being Served

I'm twenty minutes late because I had to shave my pussy!

 

Manny