Effie's Top Ten Shitcoms (with editorial comments and marks out of ten)
(Shooting fish in a barrel, this one. 2/10)
If only for the inclusion of Ted Danson/Craig Short.
I’m too young to have seen it first time around but it was repeated on Channel 4 when I was a kid during the summer holidays. Fcuking hated it.
Not me, was forced to watch it every week day for a few months last year in the tea room at work by a fat supervisor
fucking horrible Custard the Cat voice! 7/10)
Tim Allen, possibly one of the most punchable actors on television, especially that ‘groaning’ type noise which was his catchphrase of sorts on the show.
The Love Boat
My mother used to force me to watch this when she was pis*ed on a Sunday afternoon.
e mail came via the MOD - hence the lack of proper cunting swearing 5/10)
Groundbreaking shitcom centred around a ‘horses-hoof’. Essential Friday night viewing for Lambrini drinkers.
docked for homophobia and being obsessed with Americana. 4/10)
I enjoyed this as a kid, but nowadays I don't think a man who is blatantly in his forties, hanging around a gent’s toilet would be so popular. George Michael anyone?
Fonz carves out a glory hole in his neighbourhood public lavatory.
one gent's toilet? Points docked for misplaced apostrophe. 7/10)
Not a Freddie Mercury
documentary but a really bad American shitcom. Why do I know this programme?
docked once again for baffling freudian obsessions and a poor choice of shitcom.
Arthur Spooner is one of THE great sit-com characters 0/10)
Max & Paddy
Peter Kay starting to get a bit annoying, basically uses and re-uses his old gags over and over again. Plus, Bolton accent gets on my t*ts.
(Now you're talking. Mu-uuuuuu-mmmm! Me biscuit's fallen in me broo!" Just fuck off. 10/10)
score = 55% (Bronze Award)