Hi, Jack Klugman here. You probably know me from my tv shows 'The Odd Couple' and 'Quincy ME'. Hell, I'm in my coroner's fatigues in the phodeygraph above!
I'm just here to say that I think www.saintvespaluus.com is the darn tootinest website on the net. I've known Saint since he was knee high to grasshopper.
He sure is one crazy son of a bitch!
But man, I love that goddamn chickenshit limey bastard!
Gotta go, now. Sam, my Japanese American assistant tells me they've discovered another gangster's body. And its riddled with anthrax! In an orphanage!