Hi! Peter Purves here.
You probably know me as 'the shit one off Blue Peter before Simon Groom came on the scene'.
I'm just here to say that www.saintvespaluus.com is ok (if you like that sort of thing).
Do you know that they're banning hunting? I'm going to have to put all my dogs down, because if the can't accompany the hunt, they may as well be dead.
Everyone knows that foxes kill pensioners and are HIV positive.
Anyway, everybody loves John sodding Noakes, but let me ask you:
I'll tell who: Peter Purves, mate; not that Halifax tosspot.
And did John Noakes play for QPR like me?
Did he fuck.
(off Blue Peter)